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Eat It, Conway!

A He Said/She Said Romp Through the Restaurants of Conway

Jay and his awesome wife (poet and novelist Stacey Margaret Jones) attempt to eat their way through conway. Our goal is to eat at, and review, every restaurant in Conway, Arkansas. if we miss one, please let us know!

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Julie’s Sweet Shoppe & Bakery

Review No. 134: Julie’s Sweet Shoppe & Bakery

201 Skyline Drive, #39

(501) 205-4301

60.9 percent finished reviewing Conway restaurants

The Situation

He Said: It was my birthday, dang it, and I deserved something sweet. We had just been to the movie and, by golly, look how handy it was to buy just such a sweet treat: There was an actual Sweet Shoppe right there in the Conway Towne Centre parking lot. Setting aside the absurd spelling for a moment…oh, wait a minute, I really can’t set aside the absurdity of “Shoppe”—not only is it not a legitimate English spelling of the word, it’s a deliberately archaized spelling apparently trying to evoke the quaint spelling of Middle English words in medieval poets like Chaucer. Of course, it goes perfectly with the equally ridiculous spelling of “Towne,” and the even more objectionable “Centre,” a British spelling eschewed by Noah Webster as long ago as 1828, when he ensured that the American spelling would always be “Center.”

But I digress. I wanted something sweet and chocolatey, and was willing to put aside my spelling prejudices to enter the store.

She Said: I’ve driven by this place probably hundreds of times and always wondered about it, but since we’re not big sweets eaters, I had never stopped in, but He Said was right about it being time for birthday treats—and I certainly wasn’t going to bake any.

 

Ambience:

He Said: Julie’s looks like a typical bakery inside, with tempting sweets displayed before you in glass counters as you enter, tempting you unmercifully. Apparently you can also get breakfast, deli sandwiches and other lunch items, and bread (it is a bakery after all) here, but I didn’t notice evidence of those things. I was here for dessert.

She Said:  We arrived around closing time, so there weren’t any patrons using the tables inside or out to enjoy their confections. But it was cozy, and I’m sure it’s very pleasant to dine in. We got ours to go.

 

Drinks

He Said:I didn’t actually notice any, and I don’t see any listed on their web page. But I imagine, since they serve breakfast and lunch, that there must be something to drink. But I did not order anything.

 

Food

He Said: This being a birthday treat, I wanted something of the cake persuasion so I opted for a chocolate cupcake with some white frosting. It was quite wonderful—the cake chocolatey and undry (She Said don’t allow no M words in these reviews) and the frosting thick, rich, and satisfying.

Because we were going to do a review of this place, though, I decided—strictly for your sake, Dear Readers—that I’d better get a few other items to try as well. So I also got a Chocolate Chunk Cookie and a Fudge Brownie, and ate them in that order for desserts at my next two meals.

The cookie had great chunks of chocolate and was soft and chewy, as good a chocolate chip cookie as I’ve had anywhere. As for the brownie, it was smooth and chewy—a couple of different textures of wonderful chocolate.

I suppose it may have been useful to get something a little more substantial, like one of Julie’s fine looking pies, but my guess is that, since the three items I had were all first-rate, it’s a good bet that any sweet you might get at this Sweet Shop (I refuse to spell it differently) would be equally tasty.

She Said: I was choosing my own sweet treat (singular) to join the party, and it was indeed difficult to choose from all the scrumptious looking offerings in the display. In the end, I went with a petit four because they are so pretty, and tidy, and these were beautifully decorated. They only had vanilla, but cake is cake.

I thought this little two or three bite cake was delightful, as the cake was undry and flavorful, even if it was vanilla. I found the icing too sweet though. I know, I know: It’s frosting; it’s supposed to be sweet. But I don’t like to feel the sugar so heavily on my teeth. It was a delectable treat for special occasions. If I were getting a whole cake, I would request an icing with less sugar.

Service

He Said: There were several people in the store as we came in, and a couple of different servers behind the counter, so it was a little hectic, especially when we had to tell the server we weren’t ready yet when she got to us, because I hadn’t looked at every single item in the display cases. But when we finally were ready, our server filled our order competently and good-humoredly, so I have no complaints about the service.

She Said: Yes, this particular visit was not chill, as the “crowd” at the counter was a little frenetic. But the service was efficient and friendly.

What We Got and What We Paid: I lost the receipt, but we had four individual treats for less than $9.

Elapsed Time from Our Arrival to Food Arrival:7 minutes

Rating

He Said: This place is one of several great dessert-bakery type places in town, and I’d have no objections to She Said’s buying me some delicious chocolate item here for dessert every single day.

She Said: Julie’s offers a variety of delicious sweet treats, and I’m sure I’ll be stopping in again soon.

Is Julie’s Sweet Shoppe Good at What it’s Good For? Yes! This bakery knows its sweet business.

NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Jay Ruud’s most recent novel, Lost in the Quagmire: The Quest of the Grail, IS NOW available. You can order your copy direct from the publisher (Encircle Press) at http://encirclepub.com/product/lost-in-the-quagmire/You can also order an electronic version from Smashwords at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/814922

LostInTheQuagmircover

When Sir Galahad arrives in Camelot to fulfill his destiny, the presence of Lancelot’s illegitimate son disturbs Queen Guinevere. But the young knight’s vision of the Holy Grail at Pentecost inspires the entire fellowship of the Round Table to rush off in quest of Christendom’s most holy relic. But as the quest gets under way, Sir Gawain and Sir Ywain are both seriously wounded, and Sir Safer and Sir Ironside are killed by a mysterious White Knight, who claims to impose rules upon the quest. And this is just the beginning. When knight after knight turns up dead or gravely wounded, sometimes at the hands of their fellow knights, Gildas and Merlin begin to suspect some sinister force behind the Grail madness, bent on nothing less than the destruction of Arthur and his table. They begin their own quest: to find the conspirator or conspirators behind the deaths of Arthur’s good knights. Is it the king’s enigmatic sister Morgan la Fay? Could it be Arthur’s own bastard Sir Mordred, hoping to seize the throne for himself? Or is it some darker, older grievance against the king that cries out for vengeance? Before Merlin and Gildas are through, they are destined to lose a number of close comrades, and Gildas finds himself finally forced to prove his worth as a potential knight, facing down an armed and mounted enemy with nothing less than the lives of Merlin and his master Sir Gareth at stake.

Order from Amazon here: https://www.amazon.com/Lost-Quagmire-Quest-Merlin-Mystery/dp/1948338122

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Twisted Taco

Review No. 133: Twisted Taco

250 Donaghey Avenue

(501) 852-0254

60.6 percent finished reviewing Conway restaurants

The Situation

She Said: We had some errands to do around Conway, and when they were finished we decided to try this new restaurant on the UCA campus, as it had recently opened and replaced the original tenant, Mosaique. I always love a taco, so I was intrigued.

He Said: Twisted Taco is a chain headquartered in Georgia that is now in nine states, with all of its locations outside of Georgia at universities. The Tex-Mex menu (a favorite cuisine of the college-age set) coupled with the availability of beer, wine and margaritas (another category of favorite cuisine for the college-aged), now available here in the technically dry (or maybe it’s now “damp”) Faulkner County, ought to be a recipe for success. Of course, Twisted Tacos does have the problem of competing with the other 265,456,789 Mexican restaurants in Conway, so that could cut down on the success.

 

Ambience:

She Said: This is a significant redecoration since the previous restaurant in this space, though I think some of the booths conveyed to the new owners. There is UCA artwork on the walls and burnt-orange accent colors throughout. The space was a little dark, but that may have been the pouring rain outside. It’s open, not too big to feel cozy, with both tables and booths and single-diner seating, and you can look out across Donaghey to the campus if you like.

He Said:  Twisted Taco is really basically a fast-food taco place, but the feel inside is of a bit higher quality place. The ambience certainly feels a little more upscale that Taco Bell or Taco Bueno.

 

Drinks

She Said: Given the cafeteria style of the restaurant, I was surprised when I got to the cash register and saw that Twisted Taco offers beer, a couple of wines (a red and a white) and margaritas. I chose to supplement my meal with a Dos Equis in a bottle, and it went nicely with my food. Taco places should always offer beer!

He Said: I’m happy to celebrate the availability of beer-and-margarita meal supplements here, but alcohol does not go well with a sensitive pancreas, so I had a soda, brought to me by another one of those slick new soft drink machines, which I have finally used often enough to be able to figure the out on the first try. The have Coke products here, so I went with the Mello Yello.

 

Food

She Said: My eye was quickly drawn to all the options for the quesadillas on Twisted Taco’s menu sign, but then I saw something that delighted me more, taco salads! I asked, and yes, it does come in that crispy, delicious, edible bowl (if you’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din, you can have yours in a nonedible bowl). I ordered a taco salad with chicken, shredded cheese, sour cream and guacamole. The bowl was darker in color than one usually sees, a golden tan, and it was crispy and delicious plain or dipped in the salad, which, when I stirred it all together was like the greatest taco dip of all time. The chicken was especially good: tender and grilled, it really added to the salad. I would eat this again, although it was so filling, I could only eat about half the portion. It was quite delicious.

He Said: I had the two-taco meal, which came with the drink and two sides. I had grilled chicken tacos on crispy shells, with salsa and pico de gallo and some lettuce and cheese. The chicken was tender and the pico de gallo flavorful. They were about as good as any other fast food tacos in town.

For sides I had black beans and rice. There did not appear to be any refried beans available (which may be just as well for me, since refried beans are very fatty, which is, of course, why they taste so good). I wasn’t crazy about the beans—they had something in the that made them a little hot. But the rice was mild and tasty, and when I mixed some of the beans with the rice I felt pretty good about the combination.

Service

She Said:  You order along an “assembly-line” cafeteria style, and everyone was friendly and helpful when I had questions. I went back for a plastic bag for my purse to protect it on the rainy walk to the car, and the cashier cheerfully gave me one.

He Said: Yes, the servers were friendly and helpful. No complaints here.

What We Got and What We Paid:  Taco salad with chicken, one beer, two chicken tacos with sides of rice and black beans and a Mello Yello, all for $24.93

Elapsed Time from Our Arrival to Food Arrival:4 minutes

Rating

She Said (or is it worth the weight I gained): I gained less than half a pound, and for that delightful, made-to-order taco salad in that golden bowl—and a beer!—it was definitely worth it.

He Said: If you like Mexican food, you will probably like Twisted Taco. And it’s handy to UCA if you’re in the neighborhood.

Is Twisted Taco Good at What it’s Good For? Yes: Tasty tacos and the usual suspects on the menu made to order in a pleasant environment right by UCA, a welcome addition to Conway’s taco scene—with beer!

NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Jay Ruud’s most recent novel, Lost in the Quagmire: The Quest of the Grail, IS NOW available. You can order your copy direct from the publisher (Encircle Press) at http://encirclepub.com/product/lost-in-the-quagmire/You can also order an electronic version from Smashwords at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/814922

LostInTheQuagmircover

When Sir Galahad arrives in Camelot to fulfill his destiny, the presence of Lancelot’s illegitimate son disturbs Queen Guinevere. But the young knight’s vision of the Holy Grail at Pentecost inspires the entire fellowship of the Round Table to rush off in quest of Christendom’s most holy relic. But as the quest gets under way, Sir Gawain and Sir Ywain are both seriously wounded, and Sir Safer and Sir Ironside are killed by a mysterious White Knight, who claims to impose rules upon the quest. And this is just the beginning. When knight after knight turns up dead or gravely wounded, sometimes at the hands of their fellow knights, Gildas and Merlin begin to suspect some sinister force behind the Grail madness, bent on nothing less than the destruction of Arthur and his table. They begin their own quest: to find the conspirator or conspirators behind the deaths of Arthur’s good knights. Is it the king’s enigmatic sister Morgan la Fay? Could it be Arthur’s own bastard Sir Mordred, hoping to seize the throne for himself? Or is it some darker, older grievance against the king that cries out for vengeance? Before Merlin and Gildas are through, they are destined to lose a number of close comrades, and Gildas finds himself finally forced to prove his worth as a potential knight, facing down an armed and mounted enemy with nothing less than the lives of Merlin and his master Sir Gareth at stake.

Order from Amazon here: https://www.amazon.com/Lost-Quagmire-Quest-Merlin-Mystery/dp/1948338122

Order from Barnes and Noble here: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lost-in-the-quagmire-jay-ruud/1128692499?ean=9781948338127

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Pizza Ranch

Review No. 132: Pizza Ranch

955 Covington Way

(501) 329-1688

60.1 percent finished reviewing Conway restaurants

The Situation

He Said: The western-theme atmosphere might make you think that Pizza Ranch has roots in Texas (there are lone stars on the chairs), but in fact the franchise was born in Iowa in 1981. It has grown slowly and steadily over the years, and now has some 200 restaurants. It’s the largest regional pizza franchise in Iowa, Minnesota, North Dakota and South Dakota, and has locations, as well, in Colorado, Illinois, Kansas, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Wisconsin and Wyoming, and the Conway location is the first Pizza Ranch in Arkansas.

The company has a clear Evangelical Christian philosophy and is associated with conservative politics in Iowa, but (unlike some other franchises with that pedigree) is not on any lists of places with discriminatory practices, that I have seen. The corporate website has links to a number of online spiritual messages intended to uplift.

They serve mainly pizza, fried chicken, and salads, with a few complementary sides as well. Lunch is basically a buffet, but you can also apparently order online and pick up or have your food delivered.

She Said: Our readers have been quite excited about this restaurant opening in Conway, and since I love pizza, I was curious about it. It was new to my awareness, even though it’s in my home state of South Dakota already. I had just had my staples removed from my surgery and wanted to relax and celebrate with my favorite comfort food, so I thought it was time for us to visit for a leisurely lunch.

 

Ambience:

He Said: There’s a very western feel to the décor here with pictures hanging around on all the walls of cowhands painted on wood, and those Texas-style chairs around the tables. There are booths as well in a room that feels open and bright and not too crowded.

She Said: I never get used to the PAY FIRST! way of the buffet, but aside from that, it was a chill and open eatery, with the aforementioned lone stars on the chairs, and a clean and open, franchised “down-home” feel.

 

Drinks

He Said:This is a Coke restaurant, and they have two self-serve Coke fountains. But they have a bigger variety than most places, and in addition to the usual suspects they have Mr. Pibb, Barq’s Root Beer, Cherry Coke, and Mello Yello. I picked the Mello Yello as the one I see the least often, and it was all I dreamed it could be.

She Said:I was eating and drinking my feelings since my surgery, so I went for a full-on Coke (huzzah!) from the fountain. It was perfect.

 

Food

He Said: Since Pizza Ranch specializes in both pizza and chicken, I figured maybe, for your sake, Dear Readers, that I ought to give both a try, in addition to some sides. I’ll say at the outset that this is not a terribly pancreas-friendly restaurant: The cheese and meat on pizza usually renders it fairly fatty, and although chicken in itself is not very fatty, the crispy skin of fried chicken is. Even the salad here is hard to eat without some addition of fat, at least in the dressing. Each station along the buffet lists calories in the various items, and although the official Pizza Ranch list did note a few low-fat options for dressings that came in packages, the Conway store did not have them out—except for a low-fat Italian packet, but I wasn’t feeling it, so I had a bit of French.

I started with a slice of the Texas Taco pizza, which was not as caloric as some others. The online nutrition guide for Pizza Ranch indicates this contained 10 grams of fat. It was worth it. The crust was thin and crisp, and the taco toppings were delicious, with the nice touch of actual nacho chips mixed in. I also had one chicken thigh, which contained 13 grams of fat (though I only ate about half of it, letting She Said taste the rest). The skin was crisp and flavorful, and the chicken undry (that’s for you Jones) and tender.

But the high point of the whole meal came in the form of potatoes. I was sucked in by the potato chips or “Ranch Chips,” which looked to be home-made and tasted like it. They were like potato-crack, and a full serving (3 ounces) would have contained 10 more grams of fat (I had perhaps half a serving). But I was also intrigued by the mashed potatoes, which were served with a tasty looking chicken gravy. These were delicious as well—the potatoes were like velvet and either they or the gravy had a very faint hint of seasoning that I couldn’t quite put my finger on but that tasted incredible. A full serving of those mashed potatoes contained 3.5 fat grams, and a quarter cup of the gravy contained another 3.5.

For my healthy option I had some green beans as a side, which added no fat at all and were delectable. They tasted fresh, though I suspect they weren’t. But they were definitely a cut above the sort of canned-Green-Giant green beans usually available at a buffet.

For an additional healthy option I tried a salad. There are some extra options you can add to your salad, and I added some mixed greens to the lettuce as well as some mushrooms and cucumber slices. There were carrots there, but they looked like they’d been sitting out since last Christmas (they had a dry white film over them), so I skipped them. As I said, I had to go with the French dressing because of the lack of low-fat options, and two tablespoons of this would have added 11 grams of fat to a salad that had none to begin with, so I skimped a bit on the dressing. The salad, as I think you may be gathering, left something to be desired.

Had I eaten the full serving of everything I had, it would have been a lunch with 51 grams of fat—pretty much my quota for the day on my low-fat diet. So if you’re looking for low-fat options, be careful here.

She Said: I was eating my feelings, so I didn’t care about fat or calories… I averted my eyes to the nutritional signage on the buffet. Honestly, I, along with many other Eat It readers am not a big buffet fan, but overall I was pleased with the food here.

I started out with two pieces of thin crust pepperoni pizza, cheese bread and mac and cheese. The pizza crust was thin and delicious. It was too buttery to be the cracker crust I most enjoy, but it was delicious, and I could have eaten more of it quite easily. The cheese bread was rather standard, but satisfying, and the mac and cheese was much better than I expected from a buffet, tasting almost homemade.

My second round, there was no more thin crust pepperoni (this is the short-coming of buffets), so I had a slightly thicker crust piece of pizza and the mashed potatoes He Said was raving about. The pizza was the one thing I didn’t finish, as it was too bready in the crust department. The potatoes, however, were plant crack, and with the gravy (which for once in restaurant history was not too peppery), it was down-home lusciousness. I actually had those for my “dessert” and was too full for the dessert pizzas on offer (there were several offerings in this department).

The things I tried from He Said’s plate were downright delicious: The fried chicken was expertly cooked, with crispy coating and tender, flavorful meat and the homemade chips were absolutely addictive.

Service

He Said:It’s a buffet, so there’s not exactly a lot of service involved. The guy who took our money was businesslike and quick. I did ask someone behind the counter whether those were mushrooms on one of the pizzas and she told me no, they were jalapeno peppers, which was a good safety tip, although she did call me “ma’am,” which I thought was a little strange. My beard usually prevents such errors in person.

She Said:  She thought you were She Said, Ruud!? The service also includes waitstaff who come to your table to clear used plates and refill your sodas, and the woman who performed this job was very friendly and helpful.

What We Got and What We Paid: Two adult lunch buffets with drinks for $20.88. We had a 10 percent discount on one of the lunches because He Said was considered a “senior.” The same discount applies to active members of the armed services.

Elapsed Time from Our Arrival to Food Arrival:4 minutes

Rating

He Said: Pizza Ranch is a buffet that specializes in just two things but does them very well and does potatoes scrumptiously. But I’d skip the salad for now, at least at the Conway location.

She Said: As buffets go this is better than most, and some of the dishes truly shine. The thin-crust pizza is definitely worth the trip.

Is Pizza Ranch Good at What it’s Good For? Better than usual buffet food, with potatoes that will addict you and thin-crust pizza that will make you stalk the buffet for more.

NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Jay Ruud’s most recent novel, Lost in the Quagmire: The Quest of the Grail, IS NOW available from the publisher AS OF OCTOBER 15. You can order your copy direct from the publisher (Encircle Press) at http://encirclepub.com/product/lost-in-the-quagmire/You can also order an electronic version from Smashwords at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/814922

LostInTheQuagmircover

When Sir Galahad arrives in Camelot to fulfill his destiny, the presence of Lancelot’s illegitimate son disturbs Queen Guinevere. But the young knight’s vision of the Holy Grail at Pentecost inspires the entire fellowship of the Round Table to rush off in quest of Christendom’s most holy relic. But as the quest gets under way, Sir Gawain and Sir Ywain are both seriously wounded, and Sir Safer and Sir Ironside are killed by a mysterious White Knight, who claims to impose rules upon the quest. And this is just the beginning. When knight after knight turns up dead or gravely wounded, sometimes at the hands of their fellow knights, Gildas and Merlin begin to suspect some sinister force behind the Grail madness, bent on nothing less than the destruction of Arthur and his table. They begin their own quest: to find the conspirator or conspirators behind the deaths of Arthur’s good knights. Is it the king’s enigmatic sister Morgan la Fay? Could it be Arthur’s own bastard Sir Mordred, hoping to seize the throne for himself? Or is it some darker, older grievance against the king that cries out for vengeance? Before Merlin and Gildas are through, they are destined to lose a number of close comrades, and Gildas finds himself finally forced to prove his worth as a potential knight, facing down an armed and mounted enemy with nothing less than the lives of Merlin and his master Sir Gareth at stake.

Order from Amazon here: https://www.amazon.com/Lost-Quagmire-Quest-Merlin-Mystery/dp/1948338122

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Moe’s Southwest Grill

Review No. 131: Moe’s Southwest Grill

625 Salem Road

501-336-6500

59.6 percent finished reviewing Conway restaurants

The Situation

She Said:I was on Day Six of Surgery Recuperation, my fourth at home, and each day I found myself wanting something from one of Conway’s many restaurants: things like ramen, or chicken salad on a croissant. Finding ourselves with a Monday review and feeling that old hankerin’ for taco-like food products, I scanned the list of upcoming restaurants to visit and landed on Moe’s, a restaurant we had never tried. I still wasn’t up to going out, though, so we were pleased that Moe’s has an online ordering portal.

He Said: Yes, that online ordering is handy. When I got to Moe’s a bit after noon on Sunday, just in time to see an after-Church crowd mobbing the ordering counter, I slipped on by to the “pick up” sign and was able to get my order just at the time they said online that it would be ready. I was looking forward to the tacos I ordered, since it’s hard to get tacos in Conway. (That’s a joke, folks, since as you know there are approximately 23,967,342 Mexican restaurants in our fair city).

Moe’s is a chain, founded 18 years ago in Atlanta. As a casual Mexican place, its chief competition is currently Chipotle. Moe’s has about 700 restaurants, as they say, in “most” of the 50 states. They also have restaurants or partners in Turkey, Russia, Costa Rica and Jamaica.

Ambience:

She Said: I’ll let He Said tell you about the restaurant, as he, in his wellness, went to pick up the food. I did think the online order process was very smooth and easy to use in making specific requests. After scanning the menu, I chose the chicken quesadilla, and when the order form came up, I was able to hyper-customize it, choosing the beans, cheese, veggies, etc., quite easily. I also liked that I could check out as a “guest” instead of logging in—or creating an account—and that made it super easy for a newcomer like me.

He Said: The physical location was crowded when I got there, as I mentioned, which was good for them, but I was kind of glad I was getting food to go. It seems a bright and cheery place. Apparently “Moe’s” is an acronym for “Musicians, Outlaws, and Entertainers,” which is why the restaurants tend to have music-related artwork on the walls. I was in and out too fast to notice, I’m afraid, but I’m assuming that’s true of the Conway location as well.

 

Drinks

She Said:You can’t take-away margaritas, so I chose unsweetened iced tea. If there was ice in it when He Said picked it up, it had melted by the time it arrived at our table at home, so I added some of ours. It was a little strong to begin with, but iced down, it was tasty and went well with the flavors of the food.

He Said:Listen, Jones, I put ice in that cup. I guess it must have melted on the ride home. You do get your own drinks here, and the Iced Tea dispensers (sweet and unsweet) were simple to use. The fountain drinks dispenser had only Coke, Sprite, and Dr. Pepper, so I had a Coke. It took me quite a while to figure out how to use this dispenser, I’m afraid. It was not exactly what She Said calls “intuitive,” but then again, for someone like me, who grew up trying to shoot at dinosaurs with a sling shot, no new technology is “intuitive.” My intuition was to give the machine a good swift kick until I finally realized which button you had to press to make the soda come out. But you, dear reader, may be a little savvier than me. Anyway, I had a Coke and it was fine. Ultimately.

 

Food

She Said: I chose a quesadilla “meal” and ordered it with pinto beans, grilled mushrooms, shredded cheese, sour cream, queso fresco, cilantro, lime, bacon and guacamole, so this was a substantial quesadilla! Given that I really enjoy plain cheese quesadillas, this was a bit of an adventure for me. The tortilla was grilled lightly, so it was still somewhat soft, and the ingredients were plentiful enough that it was a little difficult to hold to eat. The chicken was tender, and I could taste all of my selections, though they were nicely mixed together, except for a pretty healthy glob of sour cream on one side. I ate half of the quesadilla before I got full, then I opened the other half and scooped a couple of bites of the filling up with the tortilla chips like a dip. I saved the rest to eat later—it was tasty, filling and satisfying.

The guac option included with the “meal” is a tiny condiment cup, but that was fine (though in the future I might size up for a fee), as I had plenty of food. A surprise star of the order were the fresh, old-school corn chips. Nicely salted, crunchy and light, I kept snacking on these long after my stomach asked me to stop applying food to my face.

 He Said:Yes, the chips were really quite good, better than most, I’d say. I did not see an option for ordering salsa online. There may have been one and I missed it. In any case, I supplemented mine with salsa we happened to have in our refrigerator.

I ordered the two-taco meal. Since there were so many choices online, I ordered a couple of pretty different specimens: On my first I had chicken, cilantro lime rice, grilled mushrooms, grilled onions, grilled peppers, shredded cheese, shredded cabbage, and chipotle ranch dressing, all on a crispy corn shell. On my second I had tofu, black beans, seasoned rice, pickled red onions, queso fresco, shredded lettuce and diced tomatoes also on a crispy shell. I have to tell you, these were both delicious. Obviously, they were pretty full, bursting-at-the-seams tacos, the chicken-filled one somewhat tangier and the tofu-filled one somewhat sweeter, but I was pretty happy with them. There are so many choices available that you really can’t go wrong if you just order everything you like since you can count on getting plenty of it. Of course they have beef as well as pork as your protein choices, but those weren’t as good for my pancreas as the chicken and tofu. The only thing I’d change is that I might get the soft shell next time, at least if I order the tomatoes, because that one had fallen apart as the tomato juices had soaked the crispy shell and made it soggy enough to break apart during the drive home.

The chocolate-chip cookie I had as the “side” for my meal was perfectly fine as well, though it did come pre-packaged and wasn’t made in the store. Still, a chocolate chip is a chocolate chip, and I do love me a good chocolate chip.

Service

She Said:The Website order interface was intuitive (He Said: See, Dear Readers? What’d I tell ya?) and allowed for a great deal of customization.

He Said:  The woman at the “pick-up” window was very busy but managed to still be helpful and quick to get me my order. She pointed me to the drink dispenser and by the time I had figured that out (not really all that quick, admittedly) she had the order ready and brought it over to me while I was putting tops on my two paper cups.

What We Got and What We Paid: One two-taco meal with cookie and a Coke, one chicken quesadilla with additions and side guacamole and an unsweetened tea for $23.43.

Elapsed Time from Our Arrival to Food Arrival:When I completed the order, the Website said it would be ready in exactly 15 minutes. When He Said arrived 17 minutes later, it was indeed ready to go.

Rating

She Said: I enjoyed the quesadilla because I put in it all the things I loved and left out the things I didn’t, and the mix was just right. The chips were fresh and tasty, and it was a smooth to-go ordering process.

He Said: These tacos can be almost anything you want them to be, and the ingredients are all pretty tasty, at least the ones I had. I’m likely to order from here again.

Is Moe’s Southwest Grill Good at What it’s Good For? We will order from Moe’s again for the ease of the online process and the highly customizable, tasty food you can select.

NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Jay Ruud’s most recent novel, Lost in the Quagmire: The Quest of the Grail, IS NOW available from the publisher AS OF OCTOBER 15. You can order your copy direct from the publisher (Encircle Press) at http://encirclepub.com/product/lost-in-the-quagmire/You can also order an electronic version from Smashwords at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/814922

LostInTheQuagmircover

When Sir Galahad arrives in Camelot to fulfill his destiny, the presence of Lancelot’s illegitimate son disturbs Queen Guinevere. But the young knight’s vision of the Holy Grail at Pentecost inspires the entire fellowship of the Round Table to rush off in quest of Christendom’s most holy relic. But as the quest gets under way, Sir Gawain and Sir Ywain are both seriously wounded, and Sir Safer and Sir Ironside are killed by a mysterious White Knight, who claims to impose rules upon the quest. And this is just the beginning. When knight after knight turns up dead or gravely wounded, sometimes at the hands of their fellow knights, Gildas and Merlin begin to suspect some sinister force behind the Grail madness, bent on nothing less than the destruction of Arthur and his table. They begin their own quest: to find the conspirator or conspirators behind the deaths of Arthur’s good knights. Is it the king’s enigmatic sister Morgan la Fay? Could it be Arthur’s own bastard Sir Mordred, hoping to seize the throne for himself? Or is it some darker, older grievance against the king that cries out for vengeance? Before Merlin and Gildas are through, they are destined to lose a number of close comrades, and Gildas finds himself finally forced to prove his worth as a potential knight, facing down an armed and mounted enemy with nothing less than the lives of Merlin and his master Sir Gareth at stake.

Order from Amazon here: https://www.amazon.com/Lost-Quagmire-Quest-Merlin-Mystery/dp/1948338122

Order from Barnes and Noble here: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lost-in-the-quagmire-jay-ruud/1128692499?ean=9781948338127

 

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The Purple Cow

Review No. 130: The Purple Cow

1055 Ellis Avenue

(501) 205-4211

59.1 percent finished reviewing Conway restaurants

The Situation

He Said: Ruud2 was in town on a Saturday morning for her rehearsal for the upcoming Red Curtain Theater production of The Rocky Horror Show, and she’d brought her 4-year-old twins and her 40-something-year-old-husband Gerry along for the ride, so we all made plans to have brunch at The Purple Cow, because A) it’s gotta be kid-friendly with a name like that, right? And 2) we hadn’t reviewed it yet, so we had a two-birds, one-stone thing going on.

She Said: We occasionally take the boys to the Purple Cow in Little Rock when we’re watching them, and we know it is kid-friendly, and that they like it. We had only been to the Conway location once, when it first opened, just the two of us. I was looking forward to checking back in with this popular eatery in the area.

 

Ambience:

He Said: The space is a little larger than the Purple Cow on Cantrell in Little Rock, and they have some nice booths kind of down the center of the space that seat six comfortably, that you can get in and out of from each side. They were ideal for a group with kids, so we sat at one of those. The place is cute inside, with kid-friendly pictures hanging about. The restaurant’s name, of course, comes from the famous Ogden Nash quatrain “I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one. But I can tell you anyhow, I’d rather see than be one!” But here’s a clue: If you go here, you actually will see one. Painted on the wall.

She Said: It’s definitely a fun, energetic place, that’s casual and dinery, but with its own brand and vibe represented in purples and pinks. I did like the big booths, as the four grownups could sit, two on each side, with a twin between them. Divide and conquer! (If you’ve dined out with preschoolers, you know what we mean.)

 

Drinks

He Said: Yeah, I was planning on ordering from the breakfast menu but when I heard Ruud2 order a Cherry Coke I got carried away and ordered one too. And it was pretty dang tasty.

She Said:Unlike the Cantrell location in Little Rock, this Purple Cow does not have “Mommy Juice” or “Bába’s Drinks,” like wine or beer. I had coffee with cream, and they kept my cup full and kept me in creamer. It was diner coffee; I would have liked it to be a little stronger and more flavorful.

 

Food

He Said: I believe everybody else actually had something off the lunch menu but I was promised brunch by She Said and so I ordered off the breakfast menu, and what looked good to me was the “Simple Scrambled Eggs,” which the menu describes as “three scrambled eggs, plus seasoned potato wedges and wheat toast on the side.” I was particularly interested in this because they said they could make them with egg beaters, which is how I ordered them. Eggs are not terribly fatty, but they are fatty enough that when I can get egg whites or egg beaters as a substitute I’ll go for it, as a friendlier option for my low-fat diet.

This was a very simple meal, but a meal doesn’t have to be fancy to be good, especially at a place that is essentially a diner with a violet domestic bovine as a mascot. The eggs were very basic but perfectly done with fluffy deliciousness. The potatoes were the highlight of the meal. They were nicely crisped and tastily seasoned breakfast wedges and I could have eaten a truckload of them. The toast was, well, wheat toast with a choice of butter or packaged jelly. It was fine.

She Said: I looked over the breakfast menu many times, but nothing floated my boat, so I opted for a hamburger and fries. I ordered an “extra” for my burger, a fried egg, and mayo. The burger comes with its usual accompaniments on the side, lettuce, onions, tomato, pickles. I applied mayo and the pickles, and the burger was satisfying, and nice for brunch with the perfectly fried egg. The fries were a solid offering, and I dipped them in the left-over mayo that I didn’t spread on my burger. I ate everything on my plate because I had no complaints.

Ruud-In-Law:Asked for his input, son-in-law Gerry noted that “I was really surprised with how good and crispy the potato wedge fries were.” And you didn’t even see my lips move, did you Jones?

Service

He Said:The Conway Purple Cow opens at 11 a.m. on Saturday mornings and we were on hand for their opening, along with several other families. We got the impression that they were a little surprised by the numbers. But they made sure that everyone was seated and got their drink orders right away, and they did this by having some of their cooks wait on the tables at first. This was a little bit awkward since the cook that waited on us didn’t quite know exactly what to do, but he got it all figured out and was friendly and helpful in the process. Eventually we had a regular server and all was well. The staff did understand the special difficulties of 4-year-olds in restaurants, and were prompt in bringing crayons and coloring sheets for the boys, and in splitting their orders as desired, and getting them their strawberry and purple shakes with lids on them ASAP. Altogether, The Purple Cow does seem like a family restaurant that expects kids, caters to families with kids, and has an atmosphere that is kid-friendly.

She Said:  I was pleased with the service, especially with the fact that the cooks came out of the kitchen when necessary to take care of the guests. Our server was professional and prompt, and management also came over to check on us a couple of times. By the time we left, there were many families waiting for tables, so I was glad we got there when the doors opened.

What We Got and What We Paid: One simple scrambled eggs with egg-beaters, seasoned potato wedges and wheat toast with a Cherry Coke, one hamburger with a fried egg and fries (substituting for chips) plus one coffee, all for $19.89 (before tip). The Ruud2 family had Mac and Cheese, a cheeseburger, a hamburger, the Florentine omelet with potato wedges, a strawberry shake and a purple shake, a Cherry Coke and coffee, all for about $41.

Elapsed Time from Our Arrival to Food Arrival:33 minutes (that’s a little long with 4-year-olds, but they were busy with their crayons).

Rating

He Said: Good basic food with a family-friendly atmosphere that make it a favorite hangout for 4-year-olds.

She Said: This is a reliable diner with an extra fun touch for kiddos in Conway.

Ruud-In-Law: When it comes to a kid friendly place, it’s hard to beat Purple Cow. Our kids are loud and don’t like to wait long. Purple cow has it down to a science. Even though they were short-handed, we got our food quick and everything tasted great.

Is The Purple Cow Good at What it’s Good For? Absolutely! The food is tasty, service is attentive and the atmosphere is great for bigs and littles, too.

NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Jay Ruud’s most recent novel, Lost in the Quagmire: The Quest of the Grail, IS NOW available from the publisher AS OF OCTOBER 15. You can order your copy direct from the publisher (Encircle Press) at http://encirclepub.com/product/lost-in-the-quagmire/You can also order an electronic version from Smashwords at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/814922

LostInTheQuagmircover

When Sir Galahad arrives in Camelot to fulfill his destiny, the presence of Lancelot’s illegitimate son disturbs Queen Guinevere. But the young knight’s vision of the Holy Grail at Pentecost inspires the entire fellowship of the Round Table to rush off in quest of Christendom’s most holy relic. But as the quest gets under way, Sir Gawain and Sir Ywain are both seriously wounded, and Sir Safer and Sir Ironside are killed by a mysterious White Knight, who claims to impose rules upon the quest. And this is just the beginning. When knight after knight turns up dead or gravely wounded, sometimes at the hands of their fellow knights, Gildas and Merlin begin to suspect some sinister force behind the Grail madness, bent on nothing less than the destruction of Arthur and his table. They begin their own quest: to find the conspirator or conspirators behind the deaths of Arthur’s good knights. Is it the king’s enigmatic sister Morgan la Fay? Could it be Arthur’s own bastard Sir Mordred, hoping to seize the throne for himself? Or is it some darker, older grievance against the king that cries out for vengeance? Before Merlin and Gildas are through, they are destined to lose a number of close comrades, and Gildas finds himself finally forced to prove his worth as a potential knight, facing down an armed and mounted enemy with nothing less than the lives of Merlin and his master Sir Gareth at stake.

Order from Amazon here: https://www.amazon.com/Lost-Quagmire-Quest-Merlin-Mystery/dp/1948338122

Order from Barnes and Noble here: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lost-in-the-quagmire-jay-ruud/1128692499?ean=9781948338127

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Whole Hog Cafe

Review No. 129: Whole Hog Cafe

150 East Oak

501-513-0600

58.6 percent finished reviewing Conway restaurants

The Situation

She Said: After a pretty active morning (walking the dogs, a run on the treadmill and my adult ballet class), I was hungry and decided it was time for us to dine at Whole Hog Café for our Eat It, Conway! project. I did wonder how many diners at this establishment roll up in their leotards, ballet skirts and tights, but I imagine restaurants see all kinds of strange attire—and people.

He Said: Though not quite at the level of Mexican restaurants, Conway does have a plethora of barbecue joints. Whole Hog is perhaps the best known of all of these, regularly taking home awards for “Best Barbecue” from the Arkansas TimesPeople’s Choice Awards and suchlike. It’s something of an Arkansas Tradition, with nine locations in the state, including North Little Rock, Bryant, Searcy and two in Little Rock. There are also seven other locations scattered around Missouri, New Mexico, and, of all places, New Jersey (I got your BBQ right here. Whaddayagonnado? Fahgetabahtit).

 

Ambience:

She Said: The décor here is “Upscale Dive” probably to evoke the down-home, hole-in-the-wall authentic BBQ joints all over the south, but scrubbed cleaner for wider appeal and just by virtue of the process of replication over multiple sites. The deep reds, wood grains and finished concrete flooring create a warm BBQ cave feeling, but the natural light from the windows makes it cheery, too. The blues music was a bit loud where we were sitting, but overall, I found it pleasantly bland… or blandly pleasant.

He Said: There’s a fairly large dining room with plenty of tables. The space isn’t really broken up, so it was reminiscent of someplace like, say, David’s Burgers. Not uncomfortable. Just kind of big and, well, bland, as She Said said.

 

Drinks

She Said: I chose unsweetened iced tea, and it was good, a tasty, strong-enough brew that held up to a healthy amount of cooling ice.

He Said:Fountain drinks. Coke products. Barq’s Root Beer. Nuff said.

 

Food

She Said: While Whole Hog has other options besides pulled pork sandwiches (on the salad side of the menu, the restaurant notes when the salad doesn’tinclude meat), I was pretty sure what I was going to eat when I arrived: pulled pork sandwich with coleslaw. At Whole Hog, you can get a “plate,” which includes two sides (one of which could be a dessert, like a brownie). I chose the potato salad and the baked beans, because I knew I was also having pie. The sandwich was satisfying (I ate about two thirds of it), packed with a lot of pulled pork, though the meat seemed a little dry to me. The barbecue sauce choices are on the table here, and I used a lot of No. 1. There was plenty of coleslaw, which I did enjoy, though the bun was nothing special (very grocery-store generic). The baked beans were too spicy for my taste, and there is also meat in these, but it was tender; I ate just a few bites before pushing this aside. The best part of the meal was the potato salad, which has a sour-cream base, though it is not too heavy or soggy. I could probably live on this—if I got bigger clothes.

Finally, I ordered pecan pie from the choices of the day. Since we were dining in, the server offered to hold it for me until I was ready. When I did ask for it, they also offered to heat it, though I declined the whipped cream option. It was good, with rich filling and crunchy pecans, and the crust was satisfying. It wasn’t as good as my brother makes, but it was a solid offering.

 He Said: I picked the pulled chicken plate, pork being on my list of Things the Pancreas Objects To. The chicken was tender and the coleslaw was a nice accent—it didn’t overpower the meat. There are six choices of sauces on the table, and since She Said was having the No. 1, I probably should have had a different sauce for the sake of you, dear readers, but the truth is I didn’t want another sauce because I really liked that one, which is sweet and mild, and I had plenty of it. The sandwich was quite tasty, though I can’t swear it was any better than a number of other places in town where I’ve had BBQ chicken sandwiches.

For me the highlight of the meal was the baked beans. Unless like She Said your favorite flavor is “Bland,” you might not want to go by her assessment of these. I found them to be just a little spicy, but that only gave them a nice tangy taste. If you really like baked beans, as I do, you’ll like these.

And if you really like brownies, as I do, then I wouldn’t recommend getting the brownie as a side here. It comes prepackaged in cellophane—never a great sign—and it was dry, chewy, and not particularly chocolatey. Now thiswas bland. There isa “Hot Fudge Brownie” on the menu, which I suspect is far more palatable, and that, my friends, is what I would try if I were you.

Service

She Said:Here you order at the counter, and they announce your order number for pick up when it’s ready. Everyone was very friendly and helpful to us, which is nice as we aren’t frequenters of this or other barbecue establishments. As mentioned, they offered to hold the pie until I was ready for it, and then heated it for maximum dessert enjoyment.

He Said:  Yeah, no complaints about the service, it was as good as you’d hope or expect at this kind of establishment. They also have the option of ordering online, I suppose for those who want to pick up their lunch, which might be handy for some of you out there in Reader Land.

What We Got and What We Paid: One regular pork plate, with potato salad and baked beans sides; one regular chicken plate with baked beans and brownie sides; one slice of pecan pie; one unsweet tea and one root beer, all for $25.15.

Elapsed Time from Our Arrival to Food Arrival:7 minutes

Rating

She Said (Or Was It Worth the Weight I Gained): I gained 1.2 pounds eating about two-thirds of the meal (dessert included), and I am not sure it was worth that, especially since I skimped on my other food all day for it. I’d say it was worth about half a pound, though I’d go up to 1 pound for the potato salad alone.

He Said: Go here if you want a good BBQ sandwich and baked beans. Don’t order the brownie as a side.

Is Whole Hog Café Good at What it’s Good For? It’s good enough and certainly friendly, though there might be brighter stars of barbecue in the Conway galaxy.

COMING SOON!

Jay Ruud’s most recent novel, Lost in the Quagmire: The Quest of the Grail, will be available from the publisher on OCTOBER 15. You can preorder your copy direct from the publisher (Encircle Press) at http://encirclepub.com/product/lost-in-the-quagmire/You can also order an electronic version from Smashwords at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/814922

LostInTheQuagmircover

When Sir Galahad arrives in Camelot to fulfill his destiny, the presence of Lancelot’s illegitimate son disturbs Queen Guinevere. But the young knight’s vision of the Holy Grail at Pentecost inspires the entire fellowship of the Round Table to rush off in quest of Christendom’s most holy relic. But as the quest gets under way, Sir Gawain and Sir Ywain are both seriously wounded, and Sir Safer and Sir Ironside are killed by a mysterious White Knight, who claims to impose rules upon the quest. And this is just the beginning. When knight after knight turns up dead or gravely wounded, sometimes at the hands of their fellow knights, Gildas and Merlin begin to suspect some sinister force behind the Grail madness, bent on nothing less than the destruction of Arthur and his table. They begin their own quest: to find the conspirator or conspirators behind the deaths of Arthur’s good knights. Is it the king’s enigmatic sister Morgan la Fay? Could it be Arthur’s own bastard Sir Mordred, hoping to seize the throne for himself? Or is it some darker, older grievance against the king that cries out for vengeance? Before Merlin and Gildas are through, they are destined to lose a number of close comrades, and Gildas finds himself finally forced to prove his worth as a potential knight, facing down an armed and mounted enemy with nothing less than the lives of Merlin and his master Sir Gareth at stake.

Pre-Order from Amazon here: https://www.amazon.com/Lost-Quagmire-Quest-Merlin-Mystery/dp/1948338122

Pre-Order from Barnes and Noble here: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lost-in-the-quagmire-jay-ruud/1128692499?ean=9781948338127

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Poke Hula

Review No. 128: Poke Hula

1115 West Oak Street

(501) 505-8300

58.1 percent finished reviewing Conway restaurants

The Situation

He Said:This Hawaiian eatery is one of the newer restaurants in Conway, though it’s not especially new to central Arkansas: There are three locations in Little Rock, and Conwegians familiar with those Little Rock restaurants were excited about having one in our own back yard.

Poke is a traditional native Hawaiian dish generally made of diced raw fish. Poke Hula allows you to choose from raw fish like tuna or salmon, or from a few nonfish items like chicken (cooked) and tofu. You can order your food in-store or there is an option for you to order online as well.

She Said: I’ve had poke bowls a couple of times before, so I was looking forward to this light, fresh lunch during a busy week. It’s like a sushi roll in a bowl, and at Poke Hula, you can pick everything that goes inside that delicious dish.

 

Ambience:

He Said: This place is small but cozy. There are only a few tables, though there are a lot of seats along a counter that runs along the outside walls of the restaurant. Some walls are brick and the other walls are a kind of autumn russet color.

We tried to get here early for lunch, thinking there might be a crowd. We were not surprised to be right. There were several tables occupied and a bit of a line when we got there before noon, but the line moved fast and many of the customers were getting their lunches to go, so we had no problem finding a seat.

She Said: It’s bright and sunny, with a whole wall of windows that bathe the dining area in natural light. The brick and orange set a warm tone. It was definitely an appealing space.

 

Drinks

He Said:The posted menu read “bottled soda, $1.75,” so I asked for a bottled soda and was told they didn’t have any. So I asked about the sign. Apparently, they don’t have a cooler yet in which to keep the sodas, so I had to go with a Dr. Pepper fountain drink. Which was fine.

She Said:I too fell for the menu and asked for bottled water, but Poke Hula offers complementary water, so that’s what I had, and it was free.

 

Food

He Said: I didn’t really know what to expect here, since Poke was not a food I’d been introduced to even when we were in Hawaii. But the way things were set up here made ordering a smooth and easy process. I had a build-my-own Poke bowl, with brown rice, chicken and tofu and some “Aloha sauce” (a kind of extra-strength soy sauce). For my added vegetables I chose edamame, green onions, cherry tomatoes, and pineapple—which is, all right, not a vegetable but it’s in that category on their sign. I also had a sesame sauce and some sesame seeds on top. It was a fresh, flavorful and healthy dish. The pineapple and chicken made it taste really Hawaiian, and the rice and soy sauce, with the edamame as a complement, make this a terrifically tasty lunch option.

She Said: I chose the half-and-half base and picked brown rice and kale noodles. With the regular bowl, you can choose two proteins, so I had salmon, which is sushi-like and uncooked, and shrimp, which is cooked. For my “veggies,” I had carrots, edamame, cucumbers and mangos (in this category, you can have as many items from the list as you like). I also had the seaweed salad and avocado, which cost extra. For the dressing I had ponzu sauce and finally, I topped it off with sesame seeds. The kale noodles were tasty and a nice (I’m assuming) lower-carb option for a base, though I wish they offered quinoa as an option. They didn’t skimp on the salmon and shrimp, so I didn’t have the issue I often have with salads, which is that I’ve eaten the protein out of it quickly, before I’m full, and left with the boring bits. The carrots were not slices, but zoodles, which made them easy to mix with the other ingredients, and the seaweed salad was itself a little gem of deliciousness on top. The entire concoction was absolutely delicious and very filling—I could only eat half of it but took the leftovers home for later because I wanted to leave nothing.

All the ingredients were individually fresh and flavorful and the mix of tastes and textures I could create for myself was truly a joy of whole-foods, healthy eating.

Service

He Said:Ordering food here is essentially like ordering at Subway. A sign on the wall informs you the order in which to create your own poke bowl, starting with the base, which might be white rice, brown rice, kale noodles, a combination of greens, etc. Then you pick a protein, which might be one kind of raw fish or shrimp or octopus or chicken or tofu. Then you pick vegetables to go in, and a sauce and topping. There were two servers, both of whom were quite helpful and friendly. And when you pay, there is a place on the sales slip that allows you to add a tip, which of course I did. These people don’t make much money, folks.

She Said:I had questions about my process as I built my bowl, and each person was friendly and helpful. The restaurant had a relaxed and friendly vibe overall, and the servers were definitely part of that.

What We Got and What We Paid: Two regular “Build Your Own Pokes,” and one fountain Dr. Pepper and a free glass of water, all for $25.28.

Elapsed Time from Our Arrival to Food Arrival: 7 minutes.

Rating

He Said: A healthy and tasty, and also pretty quick, option for lunch, especially if you happen to be downtown at lunchtime.

She Said (Or Was It Worth the Weight I Gained): I did not gain any weight, but for all the tastes in my build-my-own bowl, I’d have been willing to. Poke Hula demonstrates that fresh food, simply prepared, can be delicious—and good for you.

Is Poke-Hula Good at What it’s Good For? The fast and easy healthy, customizable quick-serve food is delicious, and easy to take away but also provides a pleasant environment for eating in.

COMING SOON!

Jay Ruud’s most recent novel, Lost in the Quagmire: The Quest of the Grail, will be available from the publisher on OCTOBER 15. You can preorder your copy direct from the publisher (Encircle Press) at http://encirclepub.com/product/lost-in-the-quagmire/You can also order an electronic version from Smashwords at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/814922

LostInTheQuagmircover

When Sir Galahad arrives in Camelot to fulfill his destiny, the presence of Lancelot’s illegitimate son disturbs Queen Guinevere. But the young knight’s vision of the Holy Grail at Pentecost inspires the entire fellowship of the Round Table to rush off in quest of Christendom’s most holy relic. But as the quest gets under way, Sir Gawain and Sir Ywain are both seriously wounded, and Sir Safer and Sir Ironside are killed by a mysterious White Knight, who claims to impose rules upon the quest. And this is just the beginning. When knight after knight turns up dead or gravely wounded, sometimes at the hands of their fellow knights, Gildas and Merlin begin to suspect some sinister force behind the Grail madness, bent on nothing less than the destruction of Arthur and his table. They begin their own quest: to find the conspirator or conspirators behind the deaths of Arthur’s good knights. Is it the king’s enigmatic sister Morgan la Fay? Could it be Arthur’s own bastard Sir Mordred, hoping to seize the throne for himself? Or is it some darker, older grievance against the king that cries out for vengeance? Before Merlin and Gildas are through, they are destined to lose a number of close comrades, and Gildas finds himself finally forced to prove his worth as a potential knight, facing down an armed and mounted enemy with nothing less than the lives of Merlin and his master Sir Gareth at stake.

Pre-Order from Amazon here: https://www.amazon.com/Lost-Quagmire-Quest-Merlin-Mystery/dp/1948338122

Pre-Order from Barnes and Noble here: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lost-in-the-quagmire-jay-ruud/1128692499?ean=9781948338127